Hello. My name is Theo and I enjoy messing about with everybody's fave sounds. Such an exercise is, in most cases, highly frowned upon. With that in mind, approach with caution. Though I'm going to go ahead and assume that your reading of this introduction indicates a certain curiosity for this particular artform. Either that or you are yourself a veteran in its name. Whoever you are, if you have an ear for lunacy, originality and above all, risk, you're sure to have a ball...

But all pretentious bullshit aside, I do hope you enjoy my stuff.