These days, contemporary 'popular' music seems to be riddled with nothing but risque innuendos, racy puns and, at worst (best), full on sex. But let's face it - we love it! So instead of sitting here bitching about it, uncle Kai has come up with the perfect celebration (and/or antidote) for our love of music and sex - a splendidly comical, marvelously exciting and fantastically poignant Megamix entitled "A Sexual Mash Construction". Praisalord!

I do hope you enjoy, and remember: contrary to what "scientists" will tell you, posting feedback to Kai is why the earth revolves around the sun: theo.marlow@ntlworld.com

35 contemporary tunes. 35 compromising positions. And only 4 minutes long!

Here's a list of the sampled artists (try not to get too excited):

50 Cent - Candy Shop
50 Cent - Disco Inferno
50 Cent - Jus A Lil Bit
Akon - Belly Dancer
Akon - Right Now
Amber - Sexual (Li Da Di)
Beyonce - Naughty Girl
Britney - Gimme More
Chris Brown - Forever
Chris Brown - Kiss Kiss
D12 - My Band
David Bowie - Cactus
Estelle ft. Kanye West - American Boy
Family Guy (Tv Show) - Brian and Stewie - Intercourse
Flo Rida - Low
Gym Class Heroes - Clothes Off
Genesis - I Can't Dance
Ida Maria - I Like You So Much Better...
Justin Timberlake - My Love
Khia - My Neck My Back
Lil Jon and East Side Boyz - Get Low
Ludacris - Girls Gone Wild
Marvin Gaye - Let's Get It On
Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing
Mousse T - Horny
Nelly Furtado - Promiscuous
Obie Trice - Got Some Teeth
Ray J ft. Yung Berg - Sexy Can I
Sagat - Fuck Dat
Shaun Paul - Temperature
Snoop Dogg ft. Pharell - Drop It Like IT's Hot
Snoop - Sexual Eruption (clean)
Taio Cruz - Naked
The Temptations - Get Ready
Usher - Love In This Club

Kai - A Sexual Mash Construction (2009)

Warning: Contains explicit content

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